i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name
How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
its funny because people think im quiet
but im just listening to everyones conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and ill use them against you to get further in life
because i hate everyone




